No your book is due
(actually my book is due)
So it’s haiku time
Remember a year or so ago when I was on (past) deadline and we wrote haiku? That was dope. I did not remember this. But my wife did. You know what’s helpful when you’re writing a book and also trying to write a haiku for a haiku blog? Having your wife audibly write her own haiku for your blog by shouting out, “haiku. Bitches. Haiku time bitches. No, haiku time again bitches. That’s seven.”
Anyway, here’s a haiku my wife wrote for me for you:
Because y’all loved it
Haiku time again bitches
I have a book due
And, yes, I will respond to haiku comments with haiku.
Trying hard to write
focus is like herding cats
rabbit holes of doom
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What is this “writing”
Where are the alleged cats
I feel like playing
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This is creative
Can’t wait to read your new book
Best get back to edits
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Ash forget the blog
Finish that book you’re writing
Cant wait for release
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I’m doing my best
Not writing, nacho eating
I’m great at nachos
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Aww I’m still writing
You think I am editing
Dig the confidence
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Dude, just ditch it all
Haiku, nachos, what more do
You need? Oh, kittens
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