YOU MADE IT! Yay! Here we are on the last day of Hootenanny 2017 and we just want to thank you for joining us and engaging with us and your fellow readers, writers, and publishers and we hope that in spite of all the icky stuff going on out there that you found safe haven… Read More Hootenanny 2017 – Day 12

Hello, my little candy canes of joy! Welcome to Day 11! Don’t worry. There’s plenty today for happy fun times and have we not had an absolute blast throughout? So let’s pick up the party! Tucker agreed to take his Super Tucker suit off (if only because we needed to wash it) for another shopping… Read More Hootenanny 2017 – Day 11

Goodness gracious and my stars n’ garters! Here we are on Day 10 and there is so much wrapping paper on the floor that the elves are pretending the arm of the couch is a high dive board and they’re doing rather amazing gymnastic dives into the paper and piles of tinsel. Outside, bunches of… Read More Hootenanny 2017 – Day 10

OMG YOU’RE STILL WITH US????? Go, YOU! You’ve make it to Day 9! This is a huge accomplishment, friends. Because right now, this place is a total giant freaking mess. There are piles of tinsel and pizza boxes (though the elves have managed to somehow arrange some of them into a rather attractive display that… Read More Hootenanny 2017 – Day 9

*RING RING RING RING* Hello? Who? Where’s Tucker? I wish I could tell you, but I can’t because I don’t know. Call back later. What? I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. That noise? That would be 23 dancing elves, two blenders, four reindeer, and a partridge in a pear tree. Come by later if you… Read More Hootenanny 2017 – Day 8

HELLLOOOOO there, my little swizzle sticks! Are you still with us? Because OMG we still have a while to go and you’d think that the elves would take a break, but HA HAHAHAHAHAHAAA joke’s on you! (Or maybe on us because we have to clean this place up.) But this only happens once a year,… Read More Hootenanny 2017 – Day 7

AHHHHHHH HA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA OMG PUT THE FRUITCAKE DOWN BEFORE SOMEBODY GETS HURT OMG –ahem– Hi! Well, look at all of you, my little stocking stuffers! Still hanging in with us, are you? GOOD! Because we’re not even halfway done! So up your caffeine and/or sugar intake (standard operating procedure around here) and keep on with… Read More Hootenanny 2017 – Day 5